Health & Fitness Tips #8 thru #11

by nicolecallihan

When trying to attain a “buff bride” body, steer clear of any cardio classes which contain the words “blast,” “boot” or “suicide.” If you do take such a class, do not opt for a burrito while limping home from the gym. If you must get the burrito, do not ask for extra sour cream. If all else fails, make sure you put the burrito on beautiful China and eat it with a knife and fork. Candles are, of course, optional.

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