It all began…

by nicolecallihan

with the seed of this man.
The Papster, daddy-o, Dickie-doo, Pappy Rat, ole man Hefner,
that long haired ukulele-playing hippie,
that banjo-picking, ice cream eating-contest-winning,
hybrid-driving, diet-trying,
kitty cat-loving, grammar-correcting
legend of a man.

They say you took the diaper money to buy guitar strings–
we say it’s a lie!
They say you threw the keys down the mountain–
we say it’s a lie!
They say you ate Burger King sausage one day after becoming a vegetarian–
we say it’s a lie!

The man, the myth, the Papster!!!
Happy birthday, Dad. I love you.