"Vanity, Vanity…"

by nicolecallihan

“…all is vanity,”
said the woman at thirty-eight and a half weeks pregnant
as she slipped into her paper bikini
and anxiously awaited her wax.
(Because, you know, giving birth is a heckuva lot like going to the beach!)

Stay tuned tomorrow for…
The Final Pedicure & The Emergency Eyelash Tint