Back in the Heartland
Zumba with mother-in-law.
Tie baby to antique highchair with dishrag;
feed her squash and blueberries.
Stop by great-grandmother’s house
to listen to tale of man
whose eyeball was hanging out of the socket.
Baby gets mesmerized by “Thriller” on the television.
Four o’ five:
Baby squawks at Billie Jean.
Baby crawls(!!!) to Elmo.
Baby is fed
(smelling of apples, apricots, brown rice).
Baby to bed.
[Pictured: Baby tied to chair.]